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Old Booty
THE CALL OUT
When the Pirate discovered that Ninja had proliferated on the Internets, he flung the gauntlet:
Question # 1
With the power of a standard business-meeting chart, the Pirate proves that Pirates are better than Ninjas. And he has ‘the talk.’
Question # 2
The Pirate describes what pirates do for fun.
Question # 3
The Pirate answers a VERY metaphyiscal query.
Question # 4
The Pirate reveals the mysterious and maniacal mating rituals between Pirates and Pirate Wenches.
Question # 5
The Pirate talks about Pirate Pets. And the dangers of owning a cat.
Question # 6
Wanna become a Pirate? Find out how!
Question # 7
Find out what Pirates eat...and what eats Pirates!